Nearly doesn't mean anything at all!

Reason 3,459 that my husband is awesome.

Timm – “how was your evening?”

Me – “not great. I nearly crapped myself at the supermarket”

Timm – “Nearly?”

Me – “yeah, I was ok and got to the loo but I’m feeling pretty gutted and upset about it”

Timm – “Nearly doesn’t mean anything at all!! Nearly means you didn’t crap yourself. Hooray! You know you don’t get sent to prison for nearly robbing a bank! Nearly means nothing.”

I do love that boy an awful lot.

Sam x