Reason 3,459 that my husband is awesome.
Timm – “how was your evening?”
Me – “not great. I nearly crapped myself at the supermarket”
Timm – “Nearly?”
Me – “yeah, I was ok and got to the loo but I’m feeling pretty gutted and upset about it”
Timm – “Nearly doesn’t mean anything at all!! Nearly means you didn’t crap yourself. Hooray! You know you don’t get sent to prison for nearly robbing a bank! Nearly means nothing.”
I do love that boy an awful lot.